Where is GRR News?
Sadly, this picture tells an all-too-familiar story: a story of addiction run amok. Once the GRR News staff got their paws on Hail to the Chimp, work ground to a standstill. They've done nothing but eat, sleep, and play Hail to the Chimp for the last few weeks. Even the ten candidates for President of the Animal Kingdom have been ensnared by this addictive game.
Human news outlets are rushing to fill the void created by GRR News - and while they can't fill Woodchuck Chumley's shoes, some of them have a pretty good handle on the current situation at GRR. Here's what a few of them have said about Hail to the Chimp, the game that has exerts such a powerful hold over GRR's staff:
"The best multiplayer game out there that doesn't involve fake plastic music instruments."
~ Chicago Red Eye ~
"A funny, frenetic fightfest...begs to be played by several players at once...makes you want to play again and again."
~ Chicago Tribune ~
"This just might be a sleeper hit for those who often get together to play games. It is funny, colorful, insanely enjoyable and fairly inexpensive."
~ Philadelphia Enquirer ~
"Dense with wit...brilliant...absolutely frantic...easy to recommend to anyone hungry for a game of its distinction."
~ McClatchy-Tribune Wire Service ~
"It's definitely worth a play-through to see what comedic gems the game makers could come up with. So chalk one up for the Chimp."
~ MTV ~
"Hail to the Chimp is a fairly stellar party game, filling a niche which has been sorely lacking on both the PlayStation 3 and Xbox 360."
~ UGO ~
"Great fun...more replayable than something like Mario Party....All you really need to know about is the concept -- and the developers executed that concept quite well."
~ 1UP ~
"A wacky concept, hilarious presentation, and highly competitive gameplay make this an experience to be shared."
~ TeamXBox ~
You can learn more about Hail to the Chimp at http://www.HailToTheChimp.com.
While we cannot say when regular news updates will resume on GRRnews.com, it is still possible to visit GRR's extensive archive of animal news from the recent past. This will allow you to catch up on anything you missed and appear knowledgeable and wise when discussing the current geopolitical situation at dinner parties.