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(06/30/2008) -

Game Over: Woodchuck Chumley of GRR News Takes On Addax Seropian of Wildload Games! FINISH HIM!

(06/27/2008) -

Politicos and GRR News Staff Wait Out the Recount Kicking it at Old Skoo

(06/26/2008) -

Martha and the Caged Birds Sing About the Election, Life Behind Bars, and Gender Stereotypes

(06/25/2008) -

BREAKING NEWS: Author of Juliet Legal Tell-All Sets Trap, Kills Self!

(06/24/2008) -

GRR News Exclusive: Live TV Election Day Coverage! Internet Users Hear About It Second! Take That, Technophiles!

(06/20/2008) -

Dr. Bill, Pup-Psychologist, Joins Woodchuck Chumley and Rusty for Live, Real-time Intervention

(06/18/2008) -

Exclusive: Murgatroyd and Floyd in Dead Heat Snout-to-Snout Pre-Election Debate Mumbo Jumbo!

(06/17/2008) -

Crackers Calls for Criminals to Curb Carousing and Come Back to the Clink, or be Collared by Cops.

(06/16/2008) -

BREAKING NEWS: Hedwig Sells Sweat Shops to Focus on Final Days of Presidential Campaign!

(06/11/2008) -

Murgatroyd Interpreter Murray Pynchon A Bare-Faced Liar

(06/10/2008) -

Primates In Southern States Monkey Around with the Weather - Using the Power of Their Minds!

(06/09/2008) -

Santo Turns “Armpit of South Dakota” into Tourist Hot-Spot Overnight!

(06/06/2008) -

Homicidally Hungry Polar Bear Martha Bags Her Probation, Returns to the Pokey

(06/05/2008) -

GRR News Exclusive: Daisy and Bean in Dead Heat Snout-to-Snout Pre-Election Debate Pandemonium!

(06/04/2008) -

Alan Wingspan Circles the Truth About Rising Oil Prices, the Global Food Crisis and More.

(06/03/2008) -

Floyd's School Flops After Local Developers Say: "Hey! Teacher! Leave Those Kids Alone!"

(06/02/2008) -

From the 'Strange Bedfellows' Dept.: Yak Musk Ox/Hippo/Sloth Coalition Boldly Speak Out Against Criminals

(05/30/2008) -

Keeping ‘Em Guessing: The Great Landslide of ’09

(05/29/2008) -

Dr. Auggie Mentis, Plastic Surgeon to the Stars: Making the Planet Plastic, One Snout at a Time

(05/28/2008) -

GRR News Exclusive:Toshiro and Santo in Dead Heat Snout-to-Snout Pre-Election Debate Shocker!

(05/27/2008) -

Hedwig Demands Bodyguards for Polar Bears; Other Animals Wonder What She Knows That We Don't

(05/26/2008) -

Memorial Day Special: Freedom's Forgotten Watchdogs

(05/23/2008) -

Uma Ermine Stalker Shocker!

(05/22/2008) -

Amphibian Idol Rocks the Animal World in Primal Time TV!

(05/21/2008) -

Rusty Speaks Out For the First Time Since His Return

(05/20/2008) -

Bullitzer Winners Announced! GRR News Takes Nine Out of Twelve Nominations!

(05/19/2008) -

Erma's Killer Sentenced to Life! Fans of Euthanasia Suicidally Distraught Over Historic Verdict

(05/16/2008) -

Juliet Grills Former GRR Frontreptile Larry Khamaileon About Life, Prison, and Writing Rubber Tree Checks

(05/15/2008) -

Moxie Defends Flip-Flopping and High-Carb Diets on The Hoot

(05/14/2008) -

Toshiro Flips Script: Reveals Pro-Peace, Pro-Land Message

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